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Stop notifying me every damn time one of you decides to take the "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quiz or I swear, before whichever god you clearly spurn because your actions are unholy, I will rain fiery death upon you from on high and personally escort your tainted soul into the waiting rancid maw of Hell!!!

...That is all.

Kirby is a sick son of a bitch, that's all I'm saying. Today he just chews on people and spits them out...but what happens when he gets a taste for blood? Pretty soon he'll just stop spitting them out, not ALIVE anyway. And right now his stolen powers are limited, but what if his first murder-by-consumption leads him to the conclusion that the powers from those which he kills are now permanently a part of him? What happens when a bloodthirsty Kirby goes MAD WITH POWER??!!

Well, I think you'd have a pretty badass next-gen Kirby game on your hands, that's what.

What if the world was like Windows software? There would be many more needless deaths, that's for sure. People "crashing" because they couldn't get their meds open, "restarting" themselves by jumping off of buildings...and Microsoft ruling it all with an iron fist. Hmmm...maybe reality is like Windows already. Have I missed the revolution?

Halo 3 has taken over the world, and noone can stop it. Genuflect and pray for a swift death.