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For all the product placement that Cloverfield contained, the one piece of marketing they missed out on was for the impossibly sturdy Handicam that documented the whole thing! Not only did the battery last through the entire ordeal, (somewhere around 8-10 hours counting the party before the carnage), it continued to record beautifully despite repeated dropping, running, explosions, monster attacks, and TOTAL CITY DESTRUCTION. It is, by far, the most impressive piece of electronic engineering I've ever seen, and their failure to capitalize on this has surely cost them millions. I want one for my very own, and I want a New York Football Giant to sell it to me.

Oh well, maybe that's what they have planned for the Super Bowl.

This is an actual conversation I had with one of my friends, and I found it quite humorous so I made a comic with the pretty much word-for-word transcription. Still, we'll try to act surprised when he snaps and takes out an Orange Julius.